Sergeon Speak
Five surgeons in a conference bar are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to
see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
Then the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are by far the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
