The Effects of the Smoking Ban…..

I heard the following recently…..which I thought was interesting:

1. As a result of the smoking ban in pubs and clubs a strange phenomenon is occurring….. it appears that we can now smell the urinals…..how we missed that odor…..new business opportunity I hear you say…..

2. And it seems we also forgot to notice that we ourselves actually smell when we perspire (in the case of men sweat) (I was told a long time ago that Ladies perspire…..horses sweat…..) and so, as we merrily dance the night away, our carnal odors become more prevalent.

3. And the smoking ban has created a massive industry for those palm tree type external heaters…..there are those who are preoccupied with the energy being consumed…..

4. And the fact that we don’t smoke on airplanes anymore seems to be positive…..planes actually consume something like 30% less fuel as a result, which is logical when we consider that we were transforming the external air at 11.000 feet up (temperatures way beyond Siberia…..) and this cooling process was a very high energy consumer…..

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