I PICKED THIS UP HERE….I ACTUALLY GOOGLE SEARCHED CARAHEE (WHICH I WAS TRYING TO GIVE NON WEST INDIANS SOME IDEA ABOUT FOR MEH CURRY RECIPE) IT DOES HELP IF YOU UNDERSTAND SOMETHING ABOUT GUYANESE….:

On da first day of Christmas, meh true love gave to me Chicken curry
in a Carahee

On da second day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 2 green mango
and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da third day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 3 cream sodas,
2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da fourth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 4 paira, 3
cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da fifth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 5
ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da sixth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 6 crappo
jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da seventh day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 7 hassa
swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da eighth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 8 pandit
prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da ninth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 9 nani wining,
8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 >>ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da tenth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 10 bara with
chutney, 9 nani wining, 8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da eleventh day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 11 burn
cds, 10 bara with chutney, 9 nani wining, 8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

On da twelfth day of Christmas meh true love gave to me 12 tassa
drummin, 11 burn cds, 10 bara with chutney, 9 nani wining, 8 pandit prayin, 7 hassa swimming, 6 crappo jumping, 5 ssshhoootttttt oooffff bbbaaacccaaarrrrddddiiii, 4 paira, 3 cream sodas, 2 green mango and Chicken curry in a Carahee

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Five surgeons in a conference bar are discussing who
 makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to 
see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you
 should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really
 think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You 
know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

Then the fifth surgeon shut
 them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are by far the easiest to operate on.
 They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and 
no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…..
a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you…..
b) Nope, no more booze for me…..
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type…..
d) No kebab for me, thank you…..
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you…..
g) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing…..
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool…..
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street…..
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning…..

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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” says the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend.I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

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